*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont
- me reading fanfic: this better be NC17 and be drowning in hearteyes and vomiting romance rainbows, or it can gtfo.
- me watching tv/movies: if this develops a romance plot I'm outta here.
people in my high school missed out on dating a wonderful person. their loss. i am great
When you pass a test you didn’t even study for
Why be a supermodel when you can be a supernatural being